Afonso the macaque, grinning

AFONSO HUST

$TICKER

Smashed a phone with a banana. Accidentally launched a coin. No idea what I'm doing. Neither do you.

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THE LEGEND OF AFONSO

Four chapters. Zero lessons learned.

1🐐

Born in the deep jungle. Raised by a goat. The goat taught him nothing.

2πŸ“‰

Met a crypto trader who lost everything in 2022. Learned everything he knew.

3πŸ“±

Found a phone. Smashed it with a banana. Boop. Boop. BOOP.

4πŸͺ™

Woke up with a coin. With his face on it. He didn't ask for this.

He doesn't have pockets. He keeps his money in his cheeks. And this is only the beginning.

HOW TO BUY (EVEN A MONKEY CAN DO IT)

Afonso did it by accident. You have no excuse.

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1. Get a wallet

Download Phantom or Solflare. Afonso uses his cheeks. You should use Phantom.

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2. Get some SOL

Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

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3. Go to pump.fun

Paste the contract address or click our link.

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4. Swap for $TICKER

Choose an amount, confirm, welcome to the jungle.

BANANANOMICS

Audited by Afonso. He looked at the numbers for a while.

Total Supply

[SUPPLY]

Afonso tried to count them. He got to 7.

Network

Solana

Fast like a monkey stealing your sandwich.

Launch

Fair launch on pump.fun

No presale. Afonso doesn't know what a presale is.

Locked Supply

4% Locked

40,000,000 bananas in a vault. Afonso swallowed the key.

MEMES OF THE JUNGLE

Premium, artisanal, hand-flung content.

Make your own memes and tag us on X. 🍌

CATCH THAT BANANA

Bananas are points. Golden bananas are 5 points. Red candles are 2022. Move with your finger, mouse or arrow keys.

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CATCH THAT BANANA

Afonso is hungry and the market is falling. You know what to do.

High score is saved on your device. Afonso will not remember it. He doesn't remember anything.

πŸ‘‘ KINGS OF THE JUNGLE

    Loading the jungle rankings…

    ROADMAP? WHAT ROADMAP?

    Strategic planning by a monkey with a banana.

    Phase 1

    Launch the coin. (Done. By accident.)

    Phase 2

    Memes. So many memes.

    Phase 3

    Become more famous than the giraffe.

    Phase 4

    Buy a bigger tire swing.

    Phase 5

    There is no Phase 5. Afonso ate the paper.

    JOIN THE JUNGLE

    Everyone's welcome. Even the goat.

    GM. GN. WAGMI. Bring bananas. 🍌